End Of Times… The ‘Sexy Fake News Girl Costume’ Is Here To Ruin Halloween

If the cooler air and pumpkin spice everything haven’t clued you in yet, Halloween is just over a month away. But no amount of time can ever prepare you for the horror that is 2017’s scariest costume: sexy fake news.

Women’s lingerie brand Yandy, who last year unleashed the “Donna T. Rumpshaker” upon us innocents, has turned President Donald Trump’s gaslighting catchphrase into an erotic, low-effort costume dress that takes a jumble of faux newspaper clippings (so, actual fake news?) with “FAKE” in red capital letters. And … that’s it. That’s the costume. It doesn’t even come with fake horn-rimmed glasses, so you’ll have to buy your own to achieve the “hot Clark Kent” vibe Yandy’s model is going for.

The costume, which retails for a whopping $54.95, will begin shipping on October 12. While you wait, take comfort in knowing that it was “made in USA,” as Yandy claims on its website.